Scott Kelly
I don't know what Scott DID, but whatever it is, I wish he'd call me and lemme know so I don't do it. Scott, my digits are (636) 442-4432! Hook a feller UP! BTW, I am so sorry about the small penis.
Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't put such profane crap so blatantly on the site, but I couldn't resist this one! GOTS to LOVE this one.