Celeb Birthdays for Friday, July 30th

[Kramer]

Friday Birthdays

--Yvonne Strahovski - 28 (The hot blonde on the NBC spy comedy "Chuck".)





--Diva Zappa - 31 (Frank's youngest daughter . . . sister of SUPERSTARS Moon Unit, Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa.)





--Jaime Pressly - 33 (Sexy / Trashy Joy on "My Name is Earl".)





--Hilary Swank - 36 (She won the Best Actress Oscars for "Million Dollar Baby" AND for "Boys Don't Cry". Essentially, she's won an Oscar for all her movies except the ones in which she DOESN'T get beaten to death.) (???)





(--You may also remember her as Mr. Miyagi's student, Julie Pierce, in "THE NEXT KARATE KID"!!! She survived that movie. Thus, no Oscar.)





--Tom Green - 39 (Clown-ass who used to nail Drew Barrymore. They were married for all of five months before HE kicked HER to the curb.) (??????????????????)





--Christine Taylor - 39 (Has parlayed being Ben Stiller's wife into roles in "Zoolander" and "Dodgeball" . . . however, she got her role as Marsha in "The Brady Bunch Movie" on her own.)





--Christopher Nolan - 40 (Director of "The Dark Knight", "Batman Begins", "Memento" and the recently-released "Inception".)





--Simon Baker - 41 (The GORGEOUS star of "The Mentalist".)





--Vivica A. Fox - 46 (Nubian drunk-driving goddess.)





--Lisa Kudrow - 47 (Phoebe on "Friends".)





--Skye Blue - 49 (Mattress actress whose 36EE's have starred in 235 fine films, including . . . "Enema Bandit", "Enema Bandit Returns", "Abducted By The Enema Bandit" AND "The Enema Bandit Strikes Again"!!!)





--Laurence Fishburne - 49 (Morpheus in "The Matrix" . . . and Grissom's replacement on "CSI".)





--Kate Bush - 52





--DELTA BURKE!!! - 54 (Delicious chubby.)





--Anita Hill - 54 (She said Clarence Thomas once asked her, "Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?" Thankfully there were no witnesses . . . because the answer was ME!)





--FRANK STALLONE!!! - 60 (Super + Star = SUPERSTAR!!!)




--Arnold Schwarzenegger - 63





--Paul Anka - 69 (Only a musical GOD. He's also Jason Bateman's father-in-law. Jason nails Paul's daughter, Amanda.)





--Dick Wilson ("Mr. Whipple") - Would have been 94 - (1916 - 2007) (Classic Charmin TP spokesman.)





--Henry Ford - (1863 - 1947)





--Emily Bronte - (1818 - 1848) (English chick who wrote "Wuthering Heights" . . . the classic novel that inspired the classic song by Kate Bush . . . who turns 52 today.)

[J2.]

[Kramer]

Jaime Pressly - 33 (Sexy / Trashy Joy on "My Name is Earl".)

Shit she's only 33? WOULD NAIL. WOULD NAIL HARD TIL PENIS ROTTED OFF.

[J2.]

I saw her in person she looked pretty good